New Associates Degree for Men

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need  (or ought) to be trained for marriage.


Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree....


TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man That\'s right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates degree in MA  (Male Arts).  Please take a moment to look over the program outline.



FIRST YEAR:


Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101          Combating Stupidity

MEN 102          You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103          PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104          We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas


Winter Schedule:

MEN 110          Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111          Understanding the Female Response to getting in at 2AM

MEN 112          Parenting: It Doesn\'t End with Conception

EAT 100          Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101           Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A       What\'s Hers is Hers


Spring Schedule:

MEN 120           How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You\'re Wrong

MEN 121           Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122           YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123           Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C       What Was Yours is Hers



SECOND YEAR:


Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101            You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102            Morning Dilemma: If It\'s Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103            How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201           How to Put the Toilet Seat Down


Winter Schedule:
MEN 210           The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211           How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212           You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213           Honest, You Don\'t Look Like Tom Cruise or Billy Dee
MEN 230A         Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important


Spring Schedule:
MEN 220           Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221           Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222           Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223           Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B         Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2


Course Electives:
EAT 201           Cooking with Tofu

EAT 202           Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 203           Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231          Mothers-in-law

MEN 232          Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233          Just Say \"Yes, Dear\"

ECON 001C      Cheaper to Keep Her (Just a thought for all the women out there...)

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